Welcome to Siestology
Siestology (from Greek βιολογία - βίος, bios, "life"; -λογία, -logia, study of) is the natural science concerned with the study of napping and other resting activities that take place outside of regular sleeping hours by most organisms; including the structure, function, origin, frequency, evolution.
The unofficial song of Siestology, brought to you by one and only Frank Sinatra:
"Siesta, siesta
Go away fly stop your buzzin by
Can't you see I need
Siesta, siesta
Leave me be
Go away from me
I need my energy for
Siesta, siesta
I want to dream of a maid and a rose
But how can I dream when you perch on my nose
Siesta, siesta
Get off of my chin
Get out of my ear
Get off of my nose
Get out of here
Get out of my life
I'm talking to you
Fly why don't you shoo fly shoo
Siesta
Go way fly stop your buzzing by
Don't you ruin my
Siesta, siesta"